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Shockingly, a 46-Year-Old Beached Virgin Whale Can’t Sympathize With Women

Sometimes this shit writes itself. Like, I might as well be on auto-pilot for this article. Earlier today the 97.1-FM webpage for the Morbidly Obese Virgin Whale (Scott Anderson) and Benedict Von Douche Nozzle (Douglas Allen Karsch the Third) Show featured the following article ..... The lead headline was a story…
Posted on February 14, 2018February 25, 2018 by admin by admin
DSR Investigation

Henrik Zetterberg Says No To a Mothers‘ Trip While Teammate’s Mother Is Dying

The DetroitSportsRag has learned that there is internal strife in the Detroit Red Wings locker room over the annual parents’ trip that is about to commence. As you probably know, NHL teams over the last few years have adopted the practice of players’ parents accompanying their sons once a year on…
Posted on February 13, 2018February 19, 2018 by admin by admin
DSR Shenanigans

Ryan Schuiling Wants To Infiltrate Bill Simonson’s 17-Year-Old Daughter’s Inner Circle

Earlier today I was either banned, suspended or put in timeout on Twitter. While Nazis are allowed to Tweet out pictures of mass graves at Auschwitz to taunt Jewish users, I was put in a corner over this message .....   “Douche bag”. “Tool”. Wow, those are real daggers. Anyway, I hopefully…
Posted on February 12, 2018February 12, 2018 by admin by admin
DSR Shenanigans

Exhibit A of an Uncle Tom Blogger

I have been using the term "Uncle Tom Blogger" both on this website and through social media for a few years now, but some folks still don't understand what I am implying when I throw out that derogatory phrase. (more…)
Posted on February 11, 2018February 14, 2018 by admin by admin
Red Wings

Ken Holland Tournament Over and Red Wings Have Last Laugh

My uncle has been a Red Wings season ticket holder since the first full season the team played at Joe Louis Arena. And because of this relationship I have been able to attend hundreds of games over the last four decades — everything from Steve Yzerman's debut, to the March 26th…
Posted on February 1, 2018February 3, 2018 by admin by admin
DSR Investigation

Jeremy Birmingham No Longer with Athletic

The DetroitSportsRag.com has learned that The Athletic Detroit has parted ways with writer Jeremy Birmingham after this website's article detailing the college football recruiting expert's past work-related sexual harassment issues. (more…)
Posted on February 1, 2018February 3, 2018 by admin by admin
DSR Investigation

Today’s Dipshit: Tina Aguayo

There was a classic episode of the anthology series "The Twilight Zone" called "Living Doll" in which a wind-up toy named "Talking Tina" spewed out nasty phrases to the bitter and nasty step-father of the child the doll was purchased for. The asshole dad was played by the legendary Telly Savalas, who…
Posted on January 29, 2018February 3, 2018 by admin by admin
Uncategorized

The Ken Holland Worst Transaction Tournament Is Down to 8 (Updated Bracket)

We started off with 32 awful Ken Holland trades, signings, philosophy, decisions and quotes and we are now down to the last eight entrants. (more…)
Posted on January 28, 2018February 3, 2018 by admin by admin
Detroit Sports Media

Lynn Henning Is a Saturday Night Live Skit

We are now two months away from the 15th birthday of the DetroitSportsRag and we've been discussing different ideas to celebrate our crystal anniversary. A huge party has been mentioned, but one idea has gained some traction ..... The introduction of a DSR Hall of Shame for the worst members of the Detroit…
Posted on January 26, 2018February 3, 2018 by admin by admin
Tigers

Al Avila Might Dip His Toes In Free-Agent Market

As the calendar approaches February and most of the high profile MLB free-agents still remain on the market, the DSR has learned that Tigers GM Al Avila might attempt some bargain shopping. (more…)
Posted on January 25, 2018February 3, 2018 by admin by admin

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