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Red Wings

DSR Sources: Henrik Zetterberg Headed to LTIR

Up until the last few days, sources had been informing the DetroitSportsRag that Red Wings' captain Henrik Zetterberg intended on playing one more season in Detroit before calling a career. I said as much in a Tweet on Sunday afternoon .... This was in response to General Manager Ken Holland's comments earlier Sunday regarding…

Posted on July 3, 2018July 4, 2018 by admin by admin

Detroit Sports Media

The Off-The-Record Condolence Text From Stoney

As we continue to commemorate the 15th anniversary of the DetroitSportsRag this week, I figured I would share with you one of my favorite stories that I’ve never fully told. (By the way, the official birthdate of the site is March 18, 2003. The day before the second Iraq war commenced to…

Posted on March 13, 2018March 13, 2018 by admin by admin

Tigers

Chris “Officer Barbrady” McCucky Celebrates DSR’s 15 Year Anniversary

We started the DetroitSportsRag.com 15 years ago this week and the name of the website was picked for a specific reason. Rag. That was the first tip-off that this place was going to be a cesspool -- and it hasn’t disappointed. Rag. Rip. Shred. Destroy. That was always going to be…

Posted on March 12, 2018March 13, 2018 by admin by admin

Red Wings

Putin Is Fixing the KHL Championship for Pavel Datsyuk’s Team

Not that we needed any further confirmation that Russian dictator Vladimir Putin is a really bad guy, but we received it last night by the way of a bizarre thread on Twitter regarding the Kontinental Hockey League. If the former KGB operative's fixing of the 2016 Presidential Election wasn't bad enough (along with…

Posted on March 8, 2018March 8, 2018 by admin by admin

Detroit Sports Media

Chris McCosky Has a New BFF and His Name Is “Gardy”

Last September when it was announced that the Detroit Tigers would part ways with manager Brad Ausmus, Detroit News beat writer Chris "Officer Barbrady" McCosky penned an extraordinary article that infuriated local sports fans AND several of his co-workers at the paper. (more…)

Posted on March 4, 2018March 4, 2018 by admin by admin

Red Wings

Fuck Pavel Datsyuk

The headline on the Detroit Free Press website should be of no surprise to anyone who’s followed Pavel Datsyuk's career closely: "Pavel Datsyuk: Gold medal means more than Stanley Cup titles." (more…)

Posted on February 25, 2018February 25, 2018 by admin by admin

Detroit Sports Media

Shockingly, a 46-Year-Old Beached Virgin Whale Can’t Sympathize With Women

Sometimes this shit writes itself. Like, I might as well be on auto-pilot for this article. Earlier today the 97.1-FM webpage for the Morbidly Obese Virgin Whale (Scott Anderson) and Benedict Von Douche Nozzle (Douglas Allen Karsch the Third) Show featured the following article ..... The lead headline was a story…

Posted on February 14, 2018February 25, 2018 by admin by admin

DSR Investigation

Henrik Zetterberg Says No To a Mothers‘ Trip While Teammate’s Mother Is Dying

The DetroitSportsRag has learned that there is internal strife in the Detroit Red Wings locker room over the annual parents’ trip that is about to commence. As you probably know, NHL teams over the last few years have adopted the practice of players’ parents accompanying their sons once a year on…

Posted on February 13, 2018February 19, 2018 by admin by admin

DSR Shenanigans

Ryan Schuiling Wants To Infiltrate Bill Simonson’s 17-Year-Old Daughter’s Inner Circle

Earlier today I was either banned, suspended or put in timeout on Twitter. While Nazis are allowed to Tweet out pictures of mass graves at Auschwitz to taunt Jewish users, I was put in a corner over this message ..... “Douche bag”. “Tool”. Wow, those are real daggers. Anyway, I hopefully…

Posted on February 12, 2018February 12, 2018 by admin by admin

DSR Shenanigans

Exhibit A of an Uncle Tom Blogger

I have been using the term "Uncle Tom Blogger" both on this website and through social media for a few years now, but some folks still don't understand what I am implying when I throw out that derogatory phrase. (more…)

Detroit Media Flamethrower. Retire #91. "Everyone knows I’m an asshole. The point is that they’re assholes." - Michael Hastings

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Red Wings

DSR Sources: Henrik Zetterberg Headed to LTIR

Posted on July 3, 2018July 4, 2018 by admin by admin

Detroit Sports Media

The Off-The-Record Condolence Text From Stoney

Posted on March 13, 2018March 13, 2018 by admin by admin

Tigers

Chris “Officer Barbrady” McCucky Celebrates DSR’s 15 Year Anniversary

Posted on March 12, 2018March 13, 2018 by admin by admin

Red Wings

Putin Is Fixing the KHL Championship for Pavel Datsyuk’s Team

Posted on March 8, 2018March 8, 2018 by admin by admin

Detroit Sports Media

Chris McCosky Has a New BFF and His Name Is “Gardy”

Posted on March 4, 2018March 4, 2018 by admin by admin

Red Wings

Fuck Pavel Datsyuk

Posted on February 25, 2018February 25, 2018 by admin by admin

Detroit Sports Media

Shockingly, a 46-Year-Old Beached Virgin Whale Can’t Sympathize With Women

Posted on February 14, 2018February 25, 2018 by admin by admin

DSR Investigation

Henrik Zetterberg Says No To a Mothers‘ Trip While Teammate’s Mother Is Dying

Posted on February 13, 2018February 19, 2018 by admin by admin

DSR Shenanigans

Ryan Schuiling Wants To Infiltrate Bill Simonson’s 17-Year-Old Daughter’s Inner Circle

Posted on February 12, 2018February 12, 2018 by admin by admin

DSR Shenanigans

Exhibit A of an Uncle Tom Blogger

Posted on February 11, 2018February 14, 2018 by admin by admin