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Putin Is Fixing the KHL Championship for Pavel Datsyuk’s Team


Not that we needed any further confirmation that Russian dictator Vladimir Putin is a really bad guy, but we received it last night by the way of a bizarre thread on Twitter regarding the Kontinental Hockey League. If the former KGB operative's fixing of the 2016 Presidential Election wasn't bad enough (along with…
Posted on March 8, 2018March 8, 2018 by admin by admin
Red Wings

Fuck Pavel Datsyuk


The headline on the Detroit Free Press website should be of no surprise to anyone who’s  followed Pavel Datsyuk's career closely: "Pavel Datsyuk: Gold medal means more than Stanley Cup titles." (more…)
Posted on February 25, 2018February 25, 2018 by admin by admin
DSR Investigation

Henrik Zetterberg Says No To a Mothers‘ Trip While Teammate’s Mother Is Dying


The DetroitSportsRag has learned that there is internal strife in the Detroit Red Wings locker room over the annual parents’ trip that is about to commence. As you probably know, NHL teams over the last few years have adopted the practice of players’ parents accompanying their sons once a year on…
Posted on February 13, 2018February 19, 2018 by admin by admin
Red Wings

Ken Holland Tournament Over and Red Wings Have Last Laugh


My uncle has been a Red Wings season ticket holder since the first full season the team played at Joe Louis Arena. And because of this relationship I have been able to attend hundreds of games over the last four decades — everything from Steve Yzerman's debut, to the March 26th…
Posted on February 1, 2018February 3, 2018 by admin by admin
Red Wings

The Worst of Ken Holland Tournament of 32 Preview


At this time of year the DSR usually starts the grueling preparation for the Worst Detroit Sports Media Personality Tournament. But I have decided to push that event back to the baseball All-Star break week for two reasons. (more…)
Posted on January 24, 2018February 3, 2018 by admin by admin
Red Wings

Signs Pointing to Ken Holland in Seattle


It is no secret in Detroit that Red Wings General Manager and Executive Vice President Ken Holland will probably be exiting the organization he has been a part of since 1983 at the end of this season. According to numerous media reports, Holland and team owner Chris Ilitch have had zero discussion about Holland’s…
Posted on January 18, 2018February 3, 2018 by admin by admin
Red Wings

Bob Wojnowski — Ken Holland’s Official Biographer


There is nothing I am more proud of in the 15 years since I started this website from scratch with no budget or infrastructure than influencing the minds of Detroit sports fans regarding the fraud that is Red Wings GM Ken Holland. (more…)
Posted on January 11, 2018February 3, 2018 by admin by admin
Red Wings

A Serious Sergei Fedorov Five Goal Day Message from Myst


Acquaintances always ask me which holiday my wife and I celebrate during this festive season. This occurs because I was raised a Jew -- but am now an atheist -- and Melissa Muss was brought up in the Christian faith. We exchange gifts at this time of year, but with…
Posted on December 24, 2017February 3, 2018 by admin by admin
Red Wings

Ken Holland Keeps Digging a Deeper Hole


A couple of weeks ago, Detroit News columnist John Niyo wrote his latest "The Red Wings Are a Hot Mess" article and it was pretty on point as usual. But buried in that column was a sentence that largely went unnoticed regarding GM Ken Holland .... "But that’s where all this gets a bit…
Posted on December 18, 2017February 3, 2018 by admin by admin
Red Wings

Are the Red Wings Showcasing Andreas Athanasiou?


It's not a well kept secret that there is very little love lost between forward Andreas Athanasiou and Red Wings' management. The prolonged contract dispute over the summer -- which spilled into the fall -- led to the speedy forward missing the first ten games of the season. Eventually, Athanasiou held his nose, bit…
Posted on November 20, 2017February 3, 2018 by admin by admin

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