Detroit Sports Media
Shockingly, a 46-Year-Old Beached Virgin Whale Can’t Sympathize With Women
Sometimes this shit writes itself. Like, I might as well be on auto-pilot for this article. Earlier today the 97.1-FM webpage for the Morbidly Obese Virgin Whale (Scott Anderson) and Benedict Von Douche Nozzle (Douglas Allen Karsch the Third) Show featured the following article ..... The lead headline was a story…