By Jeff Moss
September 17, 2014
Lynn Henning is (was?) a deacon at his church. I have no idea what a deacon at a church does — as I avoid places of blind worship like the plague — but I am guessing being a liar isn’t one of the job qualifications.
But for about the 1,263rd time since this website was created, we caught the Detroit News baseball writer in another whopper.
Here is a Tweet from the senile scribe from August 20, 2014:
This message was in response to Tigers fans’ excitement that they might have been getting a new Cuban centerfielder for the stretch run. “Mr. Imperfect” wanted to rain on that parade with “authorit-ay.”
Now, keep in mind the key phrase, “no matter who signs him.”
Anyway, Rusney Castillo is playing centerfield for the BoSox this evening. As I type this blog post, he is 1-for-3. I’m not sure how Castillo is managing to play in The Big Leagues THIS EVENING when the postseason is still two weeks away, but I am sure this imbecile has SOME explanation, right?
OH. That was the Tigers’ organizational view. Uh-huh. Of course, my “minions” or “cult followers” quickly jumped on that inconsistency so Henning tried to distract the “Diaper Rash Gang” with his comment that the Red Sox aren’t playing a playoff game tonight.
[Editor’s Note: Diaper Rash Gang? Where the FUCK does he come up with this shit??!!!? Does he have a 1959 Book of Insults?]
Right. Because Castillo is ready on September 17th to play in MLB, but wouldn’t have been able to do so in two weeks for a Tigers team desperate for a centerfielder.
Pull this leg, Lynn. It plays “Jingle Bells.”
But Henning wasn’t finished. Check out this awesome Tweet ……
— Lynn G. Henning (@Lynn_Henning) September 18, 2014
OK. Now I am being compared to Al-Qaeda by this washed-up hack. I will have to add this to the DSR Insult Wall of Fame — right next to Terry Foster saying I am a “Hitler-like figure” and Chris “Officer Barbrady” McCosky labeling me a PARASITIC SOCIOPATH.
Osama bin-Laden killed nearly 4,000 people on 9/11. I try to keep the Detroit sports teams and media in check in a somewhat humorous fashion.
Yeah, I can see the comparison. TOTALLY.
Hey, Lynn, stop lying, making things up and saying UTTERLY STUPID SHIT and there will be no reason for my fellow Jihadists to bother you.
Finally, stay tuned for the next DSR post where a Detroit media member compares me to Charles Manson. And threatens to call the cops.
I am not kidding ……