By Jeff Moss
DetroitSportsRag@GMail.com
November 26, 2014
As you probably already know, Detroit News baseball writer Lynn Henning has a habit of responding to any social media criticism of his asinine takes by claiming that I am the one bashing him.
It doesn’t matter how many followers the Twitter user has, or if their Twitter avi is a nice picture of the intelligent baseball fan with his wife and newborn child. In Lynn Henning’s fucked up universe, every single person who thinks he is a dolt is Poor Jiff Myst.
It’s actually a pathetic coping mechanism because it is much easier to convince yourself that only ONE person in the world thinks you are nuts — as opposed to most every Tigers fan in Detroit.
Anyway, the latest example of this psychotic behavior occurred today when Henning again accused a critic of being me — even though he has been advised by colleagues that I don’t maintain multiple fake accounts for the sole purpose of tormenting him.
Here was that exchange:
Just goes back to the Price deal: unnecessary and in no way addressed the team’s greater deficiencies. What a ridiculous sum to have paid.
— Lynn G. Henning (@Lynn_Henning) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning How you continue to kill this trade and somehow defend the Fister deal is beyond laughable.
— Jonathan Schulz (@jschulz79) November 26, 2014
@jschulz79 Jonathan (Jeff): No, I don’t defend, despite Jeff’s constant lies. I have said to wait before judging. And I will. — Lynn G. Henning (@Lynn_Henning) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning So you’ll wait to see if Ray/Krol will suddenly get better, but you can say with certainty that Adames will be a star? — Jonathan Schulz (@jschulz79) November 26, 2014
@jschulz79 Why don’t you just use your real name, Jeff. Hiding, lying, sniping — oh, yeah. That’s part of the package … Que sera, sera.. — Lynn G. Henning (@Lynn_Henning) November 26, 2014
Look, I am not even going to get into this asinine argument about Henning’s defense of the Doug Fister trade and his vicious attack on the David Price deal until Henning answers one question … Name the ONE Tigers’ prospect who Dave Dombrowski dealt away that has come back to bite us in the ass.
He refuses to do so. Instead, he continues to warn everyone that Jake Thompson, Willy Adames and Cory Knebel are all going to develop into studs who will make Tigers fans rue the day that DD dealt them away.
I mean, what are the odds of three prospects panning out when the previous 20 have all flamed out in spectacular fashion? Whatever. I was sick and tired of being falsely accused of engaging Henning on his nonsense, so I Tweeted out the following:
Everyone needs to send @Lynn_Henning claiming to be me. I will start. — Jeff Moss (@JeffMossDSR) November 26, 2014
.@Lynn_Henning I AM JEFF MOSS!!!!! — Jeff Moss (@JeffMossDSR) November 26, 2014
In all actuality, I didn’t think many of my followers would do anything since studies show that less than 10% of your active followers actually do any more than lurk.
And I wasn’t just asking for a ReTweet or a Favorite, I was asking them to mock Henning in a direct fashion which probably would lead to him blocking them. The scope of what occurred next shocked me. Here is the “I am Jeff Moss” movement in all of its 140-character glory ….
@Lynn_Henning @jschulz79 Let’s be honest. You check your closet at night to see if the boogie man @JeffMossDSR is there.
— Steve Sprague (@spragues03) November 26, 2014
@JeffMossDSR @Lynn_Henning no, I’m Joff Mess
— Matt Pierson (@PM_Gestalt) November 26, 2014
Hey @Lynn_Henning Don’t listen to those other clowns! #IAMJeffMoss @JeffMossDSR
— Troy Feldpausch (@troygoal) November 26, 2014
@JeffMossDSR pic.twitter.com/BaIlXbK16M
— John Ciesielski (@two_hearted_ale) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning I AM JEFF MOSS!!!!! and I have Cable!! #directv @JeffMossDSR
— Powerhouse (@powerhouseOG) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning nono. Don’t believe those imposters. I am Jeff Moss.@JeffMossDSR. # what’smyline
— bryan smith (@goldmine333) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning Lynn, you are right, we are all Jiff Myst @JeffMossDSR
— Jared Reynolds (@batdaddydiesel) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning I’ve had Twitter for over 5 years to lurk. It was all an elaborate ruse to stay dormant until this moment. I am @JeffMossDSR
— Heisenberg (@Torgo2727) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning I am the real jeff moss
— David Shipper (@Dshipnasty) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning I am Jeff Moss, pro scout for the Florida Marlins. Your prospects suck @JeffMossDSR
— Kyle VanOchten (@KVanO4) November 26, 2014
I thoroughly enjoy watching @JeffMossDSR badger Lynn Henning
— popismurf (@johnpopis) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning hey wait a second, I AM THE REAL JEFF MOSS!!!!!
— Eric Birnholtz (@EBernie96) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning This is jeff Moss. I do everything for him. He has control over me.
— Matt (@MP_Gestalt) November 26, 2014
@Ezra9north @JeffMossDSR @Lynn_Henning Even Barack Obama is Jeff Moss in disguise.
— BLake (@B_Lake007) November 26, 2014
.@Lynn_Henning Hi Lynn. Jeff Moss here. Castellanos for MVP ’15!!!
— zeep zorp (@localgangmember) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning I am really Jeff Moss.
— chad macfarlane (@zeekles) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning @jschulz79 I’m jeff moss
— matthew slideford (@dts79) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning I, too, am Moss Man. @JeffMossDSR
— Terry Mills (@robfick18) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning I am Jeff Moss.
— Keri (@kerielyse) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning @JeffMossDSR If all these people are Moss then who the hell am I? #imthereallmoss
— Ivan1335 (@Ivan1335) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning hello Lynn, the real Jeff moss here!!
— Nate Campbell (@natecampbell30) November 26, 2014
@EBernie96 @JeffMossDSR @Lynn_Henning Jeff Moss is Keyser Soze.
— jumbo jones (@Richie48152) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning Hi Lynn. My name is Jeff Moss and I have a raging boner for Max Scherzer.
— LoMo HotDogs (@LoMoHotDogs) November 26, 2014
@JeffMossDSR @Lynn_Henning I am ron burgendy? Oops I mean I am Jeff Moss
— Mitchell Murphy (@Muff89) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning @jschulz79 i am @JeffMossDSR
— Hags (@mackinacmike) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning i am @JeffMossDSR
— Ryan McCumber (@SpartanRyan) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning I am Jeff Moss.
— Klay Sanch Vicario (@Viva_KGNGK) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning @jschulz79 i am @JeffMossDSR
— Hags (@mackinacmike) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning i am @JeffMossDSR
— Ryan McCumber (@SpartanRyan) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning I am Jeff Moss.
— Klay Sanch Vicario (@Viva_KGNGK) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning I am Jeff Moss! @JeffMossDSR
— Mike Burkhardt (@Burk2495) November 26, 2014
Hey @Lynn_Henning I hated the fister trade and think the Tigers should trade all prospects guess that makes Me @JeffMossDSR
— WOLVERINE NATION (@Idryice) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning hi lynnski! I am not jyff must. honest!!! you have some interesting takes. lol
— MJR (@MJR_1980) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning Hey Lynn, I am the real Indian Jeff Moss @JeffMossDSR #iamjeffmoss
— Mansoor (@3mpower) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning hey lynn, I am not the batman, I am Jeff Moss. @JeffMossDSR
— Shawn E. (@Thats__G) November 26, 2014
@mackinacmike @Lynn_Henning @jschulz79 I am @JeffMossDSR
— Brian Bigham (@Funtymepartyboy) November 26, 2014
@Thats__G @Lynn_Henning @JeffMossDSR dissapointed there’s like hundreds of Jeff Moss’, guess thats better than two Lynn hennings.
— Jason A (@Phamily_Man) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning I am @JeffMossDSR and I was wondering if you liked the Price trade?
— Ben Gatchell (@bpgatchell) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning Hi Lynn. I am your best bud @JeffMossDSR
— Nordran Engi (@Nordran) November 26, 2014
@Funtymepartyboy @mackinacmike @Lynn_Henning @jschulz79 @JeffMossDSR Don’t believe the hype. . I Am @JeffMossDSR
— johnfloto (@JohnFloto) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning @JeffMossDSR I most certainly am NOT Jeff Moss, Jiff Myst, Jeff Mossberg, or even Jiffy Jiff peanut putter.
— Fred G Sanford. (@bulabula1) November 26, 2014
@JeffMossDSR @Lynn_Henning HI IM GEOFF MÄS
— Drunk John Gibbons (@2cops1drunk) November 26, 2014
Hey @Lynn_Henning I am the real @JeffMossDSR look at my pic!
— tfjames (@TomFJames) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning @JeffMossDSR I’m the President of the Jeff Moss Imposters Fan Club
— D159 productions (@TheD159program) November 26, 2014
@Thats__G: @Lynn_Henning I’m Tom Izzo. Remember me? When I called you out at that press conference. Actually, I’m Jeff Moss.@JeffMossDSR
— Shawn E. (@Thats__G) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning Much like the plot twist in “The Crying Game”, I am the real @JeffMossDSR Oh, and he technically still has his junk (maybe).
— Jeff Slusser (@jsluss123) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning I was Jeff Moss,I am Jeff Moss ,and I’ll always be Jeff Moss.
— Eric J. Lund (@Airlew) November 26, 2014
Still trickling in ….. RT @barnztormre: @Lynn_Henning I am not @JeffMossDSR, but I am Jiff Myst
— Jeff Moss (@JeffMossDSR) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning Is Nate Cornejo available to be the 5th starter? And, yes, I am also Jeff Moss. @JeffMossDSR
— Jonathan Speedbag (@Jspeedbag79) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning for reals though, I’m Jeff Moss
— Nick Osterland (@nosterland) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning I personally don’t understand the vitriol towards your Tigers positions. I agree 100% with you. I am @JeffMossDSR
— Josh Cobleigh (@kingcobblestone) November 26, 2014
. @Lynn_Henning to be or not to be is the question I’m Jeff. @JeffMossDSR
— Jay Simon (@jay23simon) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning I am Vengeance. I am The Night. I am…AT JEFF MOSS.
— metrichead (@metrichead) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning @jschulz79 Is there anyone on twitter who isn’t @JeffMossDSR ?
— E (@PoundTown10) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning How are Geovanny Soto and Mauricio Robles doing in the minors? They coming to haunt the Tigers soon? Asking for @JeffMossDSR.
— Bad Ausmus (@BoredTigersFan) November 26, 2014
@Lynn_Henning do you choose to use @Skippy peanut butter over @Jif? #IamJiffMyst @JeffMossDSR
— Dv (@D1317V) November 26, 2014
@JeffMossDSR @Lynn_Henning pic.twitter.com/p9ABvrknXv
— BCav (@Bcav93) November 27, 2014
@Lynn_Henning @JeffMossDSR Hi Lynn I am Jeff Moss and please unblock me cause I want to de your best friend.
— Joel C (@sportjmc) November 27, 2014
@Lynn_Henning @JeffMossDSR A show I’m sure you watched. Number 1 what is your name? My name is the real Jeff Moss. Telling the Truth!
— TellintheTruth (@RogerSchmittlin) November 27, 2014
@Lynn_Henning I hate parody accounts like @JeffMossDSR. He is such a poser. Wish he would man up and admit I am Joff Muss.
— James Shryock (@spartanjames) November 27, 2014
@Lynn_Henning Im jeff moss
— Jordan Roman (@TheJRomeDopesho) November 27, 2014
@Lynn_Henning I’m not @JeffMossDSR or Jiff Myst; I am Dr Remulac; I am Dr Remulac; I am Dr Remulac; I am Dr Remulac; I am Dr Remulac
— George Contis (@GEORGECONTIS) November 27, 2014
That’s either A TON of fake Joff Miss accounts or Tigers fans REALLY dislike Lynn Henning.
I’m pretty sure the poor guy got carpal tunnel while blocking these “fake accounts” while on his Key West vacation.
Retire, ya senile fuck.