Trevor Thompson is the Horniest Christian Ever

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By Jeff Moss
DetroitSportsRag@GMail.com
January 20, 2014

The DSR receives a lot of suggestions from our readers for story ideas and I always appreciate the assistance.  But, I have to say the “tip” I received this afternoon from Twitter follower Steve Taseski (@SteveTaseski) might be the most bizarre one yet.

Steve mentioned that I should do some research into Fox Sports Detroit‘s Trevor Thompson’s Twitter account and in particular who the reporter follows.

Thompson follows 1,316 different accounts and most are standard for a TV sports talking head.  Justin Verlander, Richard Sherman, Comerica Park. Ilitch Charities, etc.

(Trevor Thompson calls Twitter the Devil.”)

And it would appear that Trev is also a fairly religious gentleman as he follows Super Church pastor Joel Osteen and the following Christian related handles:

Only By God’s Graces
Great Bible Verses
What Would Jesus Do

What Taseski was drawing my attention to was the absolutely FILTHY accounts that this seemingly bland and dweebish reporter is following.

Here is just a PARTIAL list of Thompson’s sexually related content Twitter feeds:

SexyFuckBook.com
Hot Girls Daily
Book of Booty
I Like Sex Daily
iLikeGirlsDaily
Girls From Heaven
Cause We’re Sexual
Cum Shot Daily
Badass MILFs

Cum. Shot. Daily.

Book of Booty?

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What the fuck???!??!?!?!? If you are following @CumShotDaily on Twitter, should your background picture be of you getting doused?

And I thought I was creepy for hitting on Trevor’s co-worker Lindsey Hayes via my account.

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Someone HAS to explain this to me. He is active on Twitter. Does he think it’s a mistake when a picture of a girl with jizz on her tits pops up on his timeline?

I was going to post a Tweet from @CumShotDaily, but I couldn’t find one that was appropriate for even THIS website.

Look, I have no problem with porn as I am a frequent visitor to Pornhub and Tube Galore, but I am not a representative of Fox Sports Detroit.  And I am not exactly advertising it to anyone who peruses my follower list.

I am a little upset that Thompson doesn’t follow me though, but I am working on rectifying that.

I am going to create a new account …..

@WhatWould KaydenKrossDo?

[UPDATE: Some of my collaborators are suggesting he was hacked.  I get the hacked thing. But these accounts aren’t recent. They are buried in his follower list so they must have been there for awhile now. He just added Richard Sherman TODAY. He is very active on Twitter.

Oh, yeah, there is a guy with a dick in a chick’s ass.

TOTALLY NORMAL.]

[UPDATE #2: “Don Jon” Thompson has deleted 13 of the Twitter accounts he was following based on the publication of this article.   We are watching his “Unfollows” in real time.  Poor @CumShotDaily.  Sorry guys.  Didn’t mean to cockblock you.]

[UPDATE #3: Okay. I want to preface this by saying I mean no harm to Trevor.  Seems like a nice guy.  I have met him a couple times and he is a friendly dude.  

I don’t want to experience what Grantland just went through with the subject of one of their articles killing themselves over a sexual oriented issue.   Look Trev, we ALL jerk off.  If a guy says he doesn’t, he is pulling a Foster.  I mean, lying.

Hell, I once FAP’d it up to a Lita Ford picture in Creem magazine for Christ’s sake.  I am not proud of it.  And this was just last month.  No, I am joking.  That took place well before the Intranets when we had to spank it to the JC Penney catalog.

Anyway, what I am saying is don’t take this too hard. Oh shit, I just said hard. Please.  I just have to know why you thought nobody could see who you were following.

Or better yet, how were you so naive to not know people can search for your Twitter “Favorites?” Oy veysmere.  

So without further adieu, here are some of Trevor Thompson’s “favorite” Tweets.  They are DEFINITELY not safe for work.  Probably not safe around your wife either.

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So, how about that Glendening call-up by the Wings?]