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A Very Special Mossisms


By Jeff Moss June 7, 2011 DetroitSportsRag@gmail.com  What do TMZ, Pita Cafe, Uncle Ned, Titus Pullo, the Fox Sports Detroit Girls and the Michigan House of Representatives have in common? They are all involved in a special episode of “The Mossims™.” (more…)

Sunday Mossisms


By Jeff Moss June 5, 2011 DetroitSportsRag@gmail.com  Since my latest triumphant return from being journalistically frozen in carbonite, I have devoted entire columns to the Wings, Tigers and Lions. I have basically avoided the Pistons for two reasons. (more…)

What is Mike Ilitch Thinking?


By Jeff Moss June 2, 2011 DetroitSportsRag@gmail.com  On Thursday afternoon the local media gathered at the Palace with the expressed intent of getting inside the head of new Pistons owner Tom Gores. The reporters wanted to know what kind of owner Gores would be. Most importantly, would he put championships…

Memorial Day Mossisms


By Jeff Moss May 30, 2011 DetroitSportsRag@gmail.com  So last Sunday I was sitting at home watching the series finale between the Detroit Tigers and the Pittsburgh Pirates. For the first eight innings I was in full support of my hometown team as one of my favorite current Tigers (Rick Porello)…

Hard Knocks Mossisms


By Jeff Moss May 22, 2011 DetroitSportsRag@gmail.com  It shouldn’t come as a surprise. As a matter of fact it was just the opposite. You didn’t expect the Detroit Lions organization to actually give their fanbase what they overwhelmingly wanted, did you? (more…)

Wednesday Mossisms – Nick Lidstrom Edition


By Jeff Moss May 18, 2011 DetroitSportsRag@gmail.com  Since it is now occurring on a yearly basis, I think we should create a local holiday to commemorate the Detroit Media’s obsession with Nicklas Lidstrom’s potential retirement. Not unlike a Jewish Holiday, from year to year you have no clue when the…

An Open Letter to Mr. Suh


By Jeff Moss May 12, 2011 DetroitSportsRag@gmail.com  Dear Mr. Suh: I am writing this letter to you on the behalf of all remaining Detroit Lions fans that haven’t offed themselves because of their NFL allegiance. First of all, I want to tell you that I feel a little dirty writing…