Fuck Deadline Detroit and the Lions


By Jeff Moss
September 8, 2015

Against my better judgment, I am going to write the following rebuttal to a piece written about me on Deadline Detroit earlier this afternoon. It was nothing but clickbait and it would appear the website is trying to attract an audience off the backs of my loyal readers.

How else can you can explain their lackey Alan Stamm (pictured above with who I can only assume is his mother) posting a blog about Justin Spiro’s exclusive article that Ron Gardenhire would be the Tigers next manager and then later that SAME DAY posting a completely out of context hit piece on Poor Jiff Myst?


This corpse took offense to my “bombing” of Detroit Lions digital media propagandist Tori Petry on Twitter yesterday and the chivalrous, follicly-impaired fuckface had the audacity to compare my attack on Petry to Senator Joe McCarthy’s abhorrent behavior, for Christ’s sake!!!!

I find it absolutely hilarious that THIS is where this guy draws the line. I go after everyone in the Detroit media, whether they are Jewish, Protestant, African-American, Caucasian, Straight, Gay, skinny, obese, male or female.

To compare me to one of the most despicable Americans in the history of this country because I “attacked” a billion-dollar entity and its employees who are out there masquerading as JOURNALISTS when their checks are signed by Bill Ford, Jr. is beyond the pale.

And what did I do that was so heinous as to invite comparisons to a blacklister and political scapegoater? Here are the Tweets in question …..

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These are the Tweets that led this fucking dork to write a spirited defense of this woman. These aren’t even among the worst 50,000 Tweets I have ever banged out on my keyboard.

This is what led Stamm to state that I was bullying her? Are you fucking kidding me?

The woman is a paid employee of the LIONS. I think it is fair game to question the voracity of her questioning of Martin Mayhew. Who, ya know, is a co-worker of hers and someone with a little more authority than she.

Going after me for these benign Tweets is the equivalent of the Feds nailing Al Capone for tax evasion ….. IF HE PAID ALL OF HIS TAXES ON TIME!!!!!

It would appear that Stamm has his panties in a bunch because Petry is a young woman. Sorry, but if you want to be in the public eye, your anatomy and age really do not matter to me — especially if you are going to call yourself a JOURNALIST when you are a public relations hack. I am not going to treat Petry any differently than I do Tim “The Size of” Twentyman who also earns a check by shilling for this embarrassing franchise.

Not only did Stamm write a ridiculous defense of Petry, he failed to mention any of the reasons that I have declared a Jihad against the Detroit Lions.

This supposed free speech warrior didn’t mention that the Lions once tried to have me arrested for an innocuous photo shop. Or that they once lied to the public about a story that the late Tom Kowalski and I nailed and only admitted Tom and I were right at Killer’s memorial ceremony. Ya know, after he was DEAD.

That cunt Bill Keenist (Lions Vice-President of Deceit) didn’t mention me personally, but it wouldn’t take much effort to connect the dots.

And don’t even get me started on #1PlayoffWinIn57Years or the team forcing Barry Sanders into retirement.

So, yeah, I take shots at that pathetic organization at every turn. And, when they partner up with notorious scumbags like Michigan Farm Bureau for some asinine PR stunt, I am going to comment.

Whom is Stamm trying to impress here? Is he trying to get into Petry’s pants? Because I doubt she is looking for a dude who looks like he could be her great-grandfather?

Maybe Petry’s co-worker Mike O’Hara, the former Detroit News beat writer who sold his soul to the Ford Family by accepting a gig covering the Lions FOR THE LIONS.

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Are you effing kidding me with this shit??!??!?!?!

But it gets BETTER!!!

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Hahahahhaa. Is this guy for real?

With allies like Lynn Henning it is no wonder that this douche bag has around 500 followers. NOBODY knows who the fuck he is and claim to fame is writing for the Birmingham Patch. What the hell is the Birmingham Patch?!?!!!

Of course, his real gig seems to be in marketing. Here is a screen grab of his company’s website ….

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With a web design like THAT, where do I sign up to hire this guy as my marketing consultant? What is that person typing on anyway? A Blackberry Storm??????

You wanted my attention, you senior citizen dingleberry?

Well, ya got it!!!!