By Jeff Moss
DetroitSportsRag@GMail.com
February 12, 2014
Believe it or not, the DetroitSportsRag.com will be celebrating its 11th anniversary on March 11th. If this four-alarm dumpster fire of a website were a Jewish child, it would only be two years away from its Bar or Bat Mitzvah.
Actually, DSR co-creator Gregg Schultz and I would still be fighting over whether an atheist website should be subjected to a religious ceremony where Hebrew words are read from a bullshit tome, but you get the point.
Also, congratulations,Maddie Schultz, on your March 7th Bat Mitzvah!!! Looking forward to the party!!!!
Anyway, if you are a frequent visitor of this websight™ (Terry Foster), then you know there have been a few changes to the main page. There is actually an advertisement on the site and I have added a donation button where readers can financially support the DSR through PayPal if they are so inclined.
In the 11 years of the DSR’s existence, we’ve never actively sought to defray the cost of running the sight, let alone make money off the site. The only sponsor we’ve ever had was Capital Mortgage Funding and even that was short-lived.
But with the increased content on the DirtSpurt and all of the time that goes into updating this place for you freaks on a daily basis, I figured it was finally time to AT LEAST break even on this endeavor since I am currently in the red on it like Ryan Ermanni after the Sunday 1pm games have gone final.
So here is the deal. The world famous men’s adult entertainment club Scores is opening a new location on the Eastside of Detroit on Monday on 8 Mile near Mound Road. It’s the site of the old Michigan Fun Center where they had go-cart rides and a driving range or some shit; considering the new business venture on the grounds, they could’ve just kept the name.
(If you are offended that a “titty bar” will be sponsoring the DSR, what did you expect? Coke, McDonald’s and Dow Chemical weren’t exactly lining up outside my door begging for product placement. Based on our content we were down to a strip club and a crystal meth lab.)
All I am asking is that if you are the kind of guy or girl who enjoys watching sporting events on super-HDTVs with half-naked chicks parading around then you should check out the new Scores Detroit at 6200 East 8 Mile Road when it opens on Monday. The Grand Opening will be March 28th and 29th. Yeah, this ain’t Foster’s Smokehouse where the “Soft Opening” lasts until the joint goes belly-up.
The place is going to be high-end all the way. Hell, they even are going to serve sushi.
(Please save your raw fish jokes; I’m pretty sure they’ve heard them all.)
In the meantime, you can “LIKE” the Scores Detroit Facebook page by clicking here. Please take the time to support our sponsor and the young girls just trying to make their way through undergrad.
Also, if you are a business owner and would like to associate yourself with the degeneracy of the DSR, please email me at DetroitSportsRag@GMail.com. This would be a very good way of supporting the DSR while losing potential clients. At Dale Carnegie Training they like to refer to that strategy as a “Lose/Lose.”
But if you would like to put an ad up on the DSR and have the intestinal fortitude to do so, we can offer pretty reasonable rates. Just don’t blame me when Matt Pierson shows up at your door looking to buy a chainsaw.
Finally, if you enjoy my articles ripping on the Motor City Media and critiquing the local sports franchises and features like the Worst Detroit Sports Media Personality Tournament, you can show your gratitude by making a financial donation to the site.
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