By Jeff Moss
DetroitSportsRag@GMail.com
October 15, 2014

Well, I didn’t think I could milk anything more out of getting barred from the Dave Dombrowski press conference, but thanks to the Tigers — most likely Kate Ready — we have some more content for you!!!!

And if you aren’t familiar with my shenanigans from yesterday at Comerica Park, you need to read this first.

It would seem Ready, the Tigers’ director of media relations, tattled on me to the Detroit Jewish News. Like I was being serious when I told her that I represented that newspaper. I mean, I told her I was Jeff Moss. It’s not like I said I was Mordechai Goldbergruthstein and was hiding my identity.

Anyway, I was contacted by the managing editor of the J-News this afternoon and ordered to cease and desist from impersonating a Zionist journalist …….

And if you think I am joking about my Grandma Betty’s subscription ….. she reads the thing cover-to-cover like it’s the god-damned Torah. I will get cut out of the will if my behavior impacts the delivery of her paper.

Oh, and this isn’t over yet. Just wait until I show up for a Stan Van Gundy presser wearing a yarmulke and my Bar Mitzvah tallis while playing the shofar.

Tik–EEEEEEE-ahn–NEW!!!!!!!!