By Jeff Moss
DetroitSportsRag@GMail.com
June 17, 2016
The DSR is always a lot more fun and entertaining when I have an enemy and boy, do I have a juicy one on the hook right now: the total hypocrite Fox-2 reporter Michael Elrick.
(The DSR has made an editorial decision to never call him M.L. Elrick again for two reasons. One, the last “M.L.” we had in town who worked in the media business was a pederast. Secondly, it’s annoying to freaking say. Emm-Ell-Ell-Rick. Get the fuck out of here with that, Mikey. Pete Peters’ parents think that moniker is stupid.)
And does Elrick ever have a nemesis now that he went on the “Drew and Mike” Podcast and called me the “Devil” and “a baby,” labeled me “puke,” said nobody would miss me when I expired, and that I should only be mentioned when the Freep publishes my obituary.
And as Bricktop from the above YouTube clip might say, “This cunt even upset my mum.”
Please excuse my mom’s grammar issues. She was very upset that some dipshit went on a podcast and said nobody would miss her son when he croaked.
Anyway, as usual around these parts, after I release an article blowing up the latest DSR villain, my inbox fills up with additional information that I can use to continue to twist the knife. And the Mike Elrick story was no different.
The first wave of assistance from my followers included further information on what a hypocrite Jim Schaefer’s understudy is for labeling me the Antichrist while continuing to co-host a podcast with Drew Lane.
If you remember my original post, one of Elrick’s major complaints was that I mocked the physical appearance of Tom Lewand’s wife. Well, I was inundated with messages from longtime listeners of Lane and Mike Clark’s program stating that the bombing of the weight of various women has been a STAPLE of the show for decades.
Hypocrite and toady …. and inebriate!!!!
But that wasn’t even the best intel I received from my fanbase. I was told by SEVERAL longtime Lane listeners that Drew referred to the Jerry Sandusky scandal at Penn State University as “homo action.”
“Homo action.”
This monster was found guilty on 45 (!!!!) counts of sexual assault for molesting and RAPING innocent YOUNG BOYS who were unlucky enough to find themselves in this sociopath’s web and Drew Lane called it “homo action.”
Homo action.
And I am Lucifer? I am puke? I am the guy who should only be mentioned when I’m being laid out wrapped in a white sheet at the Dorfman Chapel in Farmington Hills?
Hypocrite and toady …. and inebriate!!!!
Look in the mirror, you fucktard. You guest host regularly on a podcast that promotes homophobia, racism and the shaming of rape victims. Be they adult students at Florida State or adolescents in a shower in State College, PA.
But Drew’s your boy so it’s all good.
But the story gets better.
I received the following email from a dude who was recently Darren Rovell’d by Mickey Elrick.
Yikes. I am not going to take sides in this war between Elrick and some guys on a podcast, but I guess the investigative reporter sure doesn’t like being investigated!!!!
Oh, did I mention Elrick was also one of those Sparty Slapdicks who REFUSED to believe that Connor Cook was going to fall in the draft because of personality issues and off-the-field controversies? Even though every national writer covering the draft said it was going to occur? (THIS site included.)
What a dolt.
And did I mention the moron now acts as if he never said the crap that we have recorded for posterity?
I would really like to know what this imbecile would say about me if he hated me. He doesn’t care. Uh huh.
And now he doesn’t know who I am. How very genuine and authentic of you.
I WOULD advise this fraud to cease and desist from mentioning my name going forward.
In the meantime, if you have any other good information documenting the hypocrisy of this charlatan, please email me at DetroitSportsRag@GMail.com.
My mom thanks you ahead of time.