By Jeff Moss
DetroitSportsRag@GMail.com
August 29, 2015

It’s hard to believe that 105.1 FM’s  Matt “The Weasel” Dery isn’t the biggest douchestick in his family, but it would appear from some recent Tweets that his brother, Todd Dery, is actually King Fuckface of the Dreary clan.

You see, Todd Dery lives in Cleveland. And is a diehard fan of Cleveland sports teams. And because he isn’t as old as Yoda, he has never witnessed a Cleveland sports franchise win a championship. Someone like myself, however — as a lifelong Detroiter —  has enjoyed nine titles if you include the Michigan Panthers, which I most definitely do.

So you can see why Todd would be a bitter, jealous cunt, as evidenced by some of his recent Tweets taking aim at the Motor City …

The Tigers’ window is slamming shut? Can you imagine a fan of the CLEVELAND INDIANS having the hubris to make a statement like that when YOU live in a building that looks like this?? ….

The Tigers have a nucleus of Miguel Cabrera (who shows no signs of slowing down), J.D. Martinez, Jose Iglesias, James McCann and Ian Kinsler. Hell, even Nick Castellanos has spent the last couple months looking like Evan Longoria at the plate.

They also now have young, team-controlled pitching that they acquired during the fire sale (Daniel Norris and Eastern League Pitcher of the Year Michael Fulmer) plus the franchise’s continued plan to keep payroll over $175 million. Ya know, almost $100 million HIGHER than the Tribe’s!!!!

And did I mention that Justin Verlander looks like Justin Verlander again? Eat my ass with that window is slamming shut bullshit.

But we shouldn’t be worried about Todd’s predictions about the future of the Tigers. Thanks to the DSR’s Chief of Research Mihir Bhatnagar being bored earlier tonight, we have unearthed some awesome old Twats from this fuckface.

Enjoy. And click to enlarge …

My personal favorites are anything related to Jhonny Peralta. This imbecile is about as accurate as a recently potty-trained toddler at a urinal.

But his most hilarious Tweet might be about his brother, Matt. You know, the sibling who might get fired any day now at Detroit Sports 105.1 because he can’t improve on an anemic 3.0 rating in the target demographic of males 25 to 54 …..

Oh BROTHER.

I’d advise Todd to stop taking unsolicited shots at the Detroit Tigers in the future. I have asked my followers (I am how about blocked by Todd) to alert me if he does making any additional bitter comments about our baseball team.

Every time Todd Dreary says something stupid about the Tigers, I am going to have to post something like this …..

Here’s what Matt thinks of Lions President Tom Lewand …..

Ooops, I wasn’t supposed to post that.

My bad …..

Keep it up, TODD.