By Jeff Moss
DetroitSportsRag@Gmail.com
July 17, 2013

Can someone please explain to me what the fuck is going on lately? Every couple of hours I get a tip or a lead on something more bizarre occurring in the Detroit Sports Media world.

I actually had to interrupt working on the Foster’s Smokehouse Police Report story to post about this doozy.

So, I get an unsolicited email from one of my readers today who isn’t even in the sports radio business.  Just a normal dude who discovered the cell phone number of Matt Dery’s agent (Mort Meisner) by going to this hot chick’s webpage ……

Anyway, this DSR reader sends a text message to Meisner regarding Dery’s vocational status.  Keep in mind, Meisner had no clue who he was responding to ……

Like, why would Meisner put Dery’s business on the street to a completely unknown texter? This person was goofing on Meisner and not only did he text this dude back, but he then called him TWICE to try to reach this person who was only yanking Mort’s chain.  Can you smell the desperation in the air?

Poor Count.

Anyway, I will leave you with one more afternoon delight.  Here are some screen shots from Terry Foster’s Twitter account which were posted earlier today.

It would appear that Foster was meeting some woman named Jacki Halas. Maybe in Northville based on some of the clues involved.  Unfortunately, Foster doesn’t know how to use Direct Message on Twitter.  So, he sent these hilarious Tweets out to his 30,000 plus followers.   We can only hope this woman wasn’t his side dish because if Abs is on Twitter he might have a problem.

“I don’t know where left is.”

Yeah, sounds about right.