By Jeff Moss
January 4, 2012
DetroitSportsRag@gmail.com
Earlier this afternoon on 97.1’s “Valenti & Foster” program, Mike Valenti asked his partner, Terry Foster, if he was drunk.
I am not sure if Valenti was joking or not when he posed the inquiry.
After finishing his radio show, Foster left the Ticket’s Farmington Hills studio to watch the Pistons host the Chicago Bulls at the Palace.
Here is a series of first half posts from Foster and I will let you be the judge if Foster is inebriated or just a total fucking moron ….
Terry Foster @TerryFoster9711h
Rip Hamilton said he is starting. I am sure he will bring the house down when introduced before hundreds of fans
Terry Foster @TerryFoster9711h
There are not many people at The Palace tonight against the Bulls. My guess is that guy Michael Jordan finally retired
Terry Foster @TerryFoster9711h
This is great. Rick Mahorn is threatening press row. Everybody is scared
Terry Foster @TerryFoster9711h
it looks like rip hamilton shaved off his braids right before the game
Terry Foster @TerryFoster9711h
The bulls got no chance. Charlie V is back
Terry Foster @TerryFoster9711h
Is Tayshaun Prince the worse NBA started to be introduced last before a game?
Terry Foster @TerryFoster9711h
I cant believe Carlos Boozer is out playing jerebko
Terry Foster @TerryFoster9711h
The Bulls are doing the same thing to the Pistons that the Lions are going to do to New Orleans. Shut them out
Terry Foster @TerryFoster9711h
Rip Hamilton makes a three point basket and stares down@vgoodwill
Terry Foster @TerryFoster9711h
Rip Hamilton got loud cheers. Or as loud as they can be before a crowds of dozens
Terry Foster @TerryFoster9711h
Jonas Jerebko is throwing up helium balls
Terry Foster @TerryFoster9711h
The Pistons are awful. the last time i saw somebody miss this many 3 footers was on the 16th green at palmer park
Terry Foster @TerryFoster97158m
the crowd is so small tonight that everybody is guaranteed a t shirt when the palace prince or whatever they are called comes out
Terry Foster @TerryFoster97156m
hey who is winning the orange bowl? Oh wait. I dont care
Terry Foster @TerryFoster97151m
The Pistons are considering going shirts and skins to try to stir up fan interest
Terry Foster @TerryFoster97150m
The Pistons are shooting 2 percent from the field. Opps make that 20 percent. it only seems like 2 percent
Terry Foster @TerryFoster97149m
Nick Lidstrom has a higher shooting percentage than the Pistons tonight
Terry Foster @TerryFoster97147m
Bulls 22 Pistons 14. Curtis Granderson is now at point guard for the Pistons errrrrrrr make that Brandon Knight. My bad
Terry Foster @TerryFoster97144m
one woman was so funny. she is weaering a drew brees jersey and is dancing like a fool. she got booed
Terry Foster @TerryFoster97138m
I am bored. I am going to go count people
Terry Foster @TerryFoster97134m
who else likes women with big teeth?
Terry Foster @TerryFoster97134m
Here comes the Pistons rally. They are playing “We aint gonna take it any more ” at the palace
Terry Foster @TerryFoster97133m
There must be a lot of Michigan State fans at the Palace. They booed Michigan Sugar bowl highlights on the big screen
Terry Foster @TerryFoster97132m
you know you are in trouble when Damien wilkins is your best offensive player
Terry Foster @TerryFoster97122m
The Pistons are down by 16 in the second quarter. The only Detroit team that can overcome a 16-point lead is your Detroit Lions.
Look, I have no evidence that Foster is hitting the sauce or if he is just having a nervous breakdown. And maybe Valenti was just kidding.
But either way, his friends at the station need to think about an intervention.
Well, either that or hide all of his electronic devices or break his fingers.