By Jeff Moss
DetroitSportsRag@GMail.com
August 26, 2015

Not twenty-four hours after I went on a ten-minute rant on Ryan Schuilling’s debut broadcast on 92.1-FM “The Team” in Lansing detailing the checkered history of Grand Rapids-based blowhard Bill Simonson, Schuilling was fired from his duties as an announcer for the West Michigan Whitecaps.

Schuilling was notified on Tuesday morning that his services were no longer needed by Cumulus radio operating manager John Crenshaw. This douche bag runs Simonson’s station in Grand Rapids, which owns the broadcast rights to the Tigers’ Single-A affiliate.

Yep, Schuilling was shit-canned with seven home games left in the Whitecaps’ season and ONLY after his debut program in the Lansing market aired. Schuilling had left the 107.3 morning program to take the 92.1 gig and, remarkably, wasn’t relieved of his West Michigan color analyst duties until AFTER I bombed Simonson on the air Monday.

It is my belief that my comments attacking Simonson led directly to Schuilling’s dismissal. What do I base this on? Well, having an IQ over 90 and ….

The fact that Simonson personally called the program director of “The Team” on Monday to bitch about my segment. My sources have informed me that Simonson threatened to initiate legal action, which led to 92.1 taking down the audio of my interview from their Soundcloud account.

The tin-eared, insecure asshole who calls himself “Huge” has a long history of trying to quash any criticism of both his radio program and his off-air behavior, including hiring attorneys to threaten the competition (the guys on the “Free Beer and Hot Wings” program) and scaring the moderator of the Michigan Radio & TV Buzzboard into removing “Huge” from the site’s lexicon.

So, if you believe that the decision to ax Schuilling was solely at the discretion of Crenshaw and that Simonson had nothing to do with it, I have a peninsula about five hours north of here to sell you.

Oh and did I mention that this cunt had the audacity to CELEBRATE Schuilling’s dismissal in this passive-aggressive Tweet Tuesday afternoon?

Yeah, Simonson sat idly by and had nothing to do with Schuilling’s sudden departure. Pull this leg … it plays “Jingle Bells.” I will let you be the judge of that and maybe the jury of my peers one day in a Kent County courtroom because bring it the fuck on, you coward.

I am not scared of you. I am not the Free Libation and Chicken Parts dudes. I am not MWMetalhead on the Buzzboard. I AM NOT SCARED OF YOU. And I am not going anywhere.

In fact, I am going expose you for the fraud that you are so the people can get a really good look at the fuckstick polluting the airwaves in minuscule radio markets around our state — a loser who is beaten regularly in the ratings by Sean Baligian, who is doing his West Michigan broadcast from his house in NORTHVILLE.

Whether that entails getting my hands on a police report from Oklahoma City, looking into your military background or going through your divorce papers, you will be exposed..

I don’t give a fuck. The people (your minute audience, your sponsors, your bosses) need to know what kind of human debris they are dealing with here.

You are a bully and, like most schoolyard punks, you behave like a bitch when someone stands up to you.

You want a war, you’ve got one, pal.

I just can’t wait until the Grand Rapids chapter of the NAACP gets their hands on this shit ….