By Jeff Moss
DetroitSportsRag@GMail.com
June 5, 2016

The DetroitSportsRag editorial board isn’t sure if the following video is the funniest material we’ve ever discovered regarding a Fox Sports Detroit talking-head shill, but it’s pretty awesome.

I mean, it’s going to take A LOT to top our expose on Trevor Thompson being the horniest Christian on Earth, but this video taken by Scott Anderson last evening is in the ballpark.

The DSR’s Scott Anderson, not the 44-year-old cross-eyed virgin slapdick who works at “The Ticket” and believes sabermetrics are some sort of mathematical voodoo. Anyway, Fugazi Manatee was at Dick O’Dow’s in Birmingham last night when he noticed that Mickey York was also at the bar.

I was wondering where York was yesterday as Kristen Keith was filling in for him on the Tigers postgame studio desk in Southfield. Well, apparently he was doing THIS in Birmingham ….

Wow, York is a regular Deney Terrio. If the former “Dance Fever” host had Tourette’s Syndrome and Cerebral Palsy.

Like, I can’t stop watching this video. Fake Whale sent it this morning and I have already viewed it more than the James Deen/Farrah Abraham sex tape. It’s the DSR’s Zapruder film.

The BEST part is the girl York was attempting to grind on. Only minutes earlier, she was trying to seduce DSR Podcast co-host Jasper Apollonia in a bathroom at a local Italian restaurant!!!!

You can’t make this shit up.

And for an added bonus, DSR Media Producer Brian Cavanaugh did a mashup of York and 97.’1 Dan Leach from last weekend’s EDM “Movement” festival …

This.

Town.