By Jeff Moss
DetroitSportsRag@gmail.com
July 6, 2013

All of the entries for the Foster’s Smokehouse Contest are now in and I have compiled a spreadsheet to follow all of the action.

In case you missed it, the DSR is sponsoring a free-roll for either Tigers or Lions tickets.  All you had to do was predict the date Terry Foster’s new restaurant venture (which he has absolutely none of his own money invested) will either go out of business or take “Foster’s” out of the name.

So we received a nice amount of feedback and I have compiled the entrants with their prediction date.  I have purposely left out last names to protect you people from spittle in your food if you happen to attend the Smokehouse.

There were plenty of duplicate prediction dates from the DSR readers.  As a matter of fact, if this joint goes kaplooey on November 15, 2013, I am going to take a bath on Lions tickets.  I wouldn’t be shocked if Foster’s business partners purposely close it on that date just to fuck me.

Approximately half of the entrants do not believe the BBQ joint will make it until the Winter Classic game between the Wings and Leafs.  The most popular  guess for which month Foster’s will go belly-up is November of this year.

Chad M. predicted the Smokehouse will close in the year 2078 when I will be 106 years old.  Good luck on collecting your tickets if you are right, Chad.

The winner(s) will be determined by the closest date to the actual shutdown of the bar in Fraser.  We aren’t playing by “Price is Right” rules even though you should get your pet spayed or neutered.

Good luck everyone and let’s just hope that this doesn’t occur on November 15th.  I would be physically ill if I had to give that kind of cash to Fredo Ford, Sr.

Stay tuned to the DSR for all of your Foster’s Smokehouse info ……..