By Jeff Moss
DetroitSportsRag@GMail.com
February 4, 2014
I am not even going to attempt to do a write-up for this blog posting because fellow countryman David Roth from SB Nation did a marvelous job of summarizing the laziness and utter stupidity of Drew Lane and Marc Fellhauer earlier today.
Just click this link immediately and send me a thank you note later ……
DREW LANE AND MARC FELLHAUER ARE COMPLETE DOLTS
I mean, Peter Jennings was more aware that he was being fucked with by a prankster when “Mr. Higgins” was outside O.J. Simpson’s house and he told the ABC anchor that the Heisman trophy winner was “kinna’ slouchin’ down lookin’ very very upset.”
Just consider a few things. It would have taken about 45 seconds of vetting for Drew and Marc to realize they had the WRONG Matthew Mills. Great investigative skills at 105.1.
They had this dude on the air for almost 12 minutes and couldn’t figure out they were being had.
But the best part is the WRONG Matthew Mills figured out in approximately 30 seconds what we in Detroit have known for months now. These two fools are a pair of royal douche bags who deserved to be buttfucked on the radio.
It is important to note that Mills was on a Minneapolis radio station before he appeared with Drew and Marc and dropped the act in the middle of the interview because he thought the host and producer were nice guys. How great is it that Mills found Lane and Fellhauer to be such shitheads that he never decided to pull the rip cord?
So, Mr. Mills …. the DetroitSportsRag thanks you.
The city of Detroit thanks you.
And most importantly, the girl who was possibly raped by Jameis Winston thanks you.
Poor Drew and Marc. We have them on every coast.
UPDATE at 2:37pm
It turns out that the REAL Matthew Mills was a little upset that his 15 minutes of fame were being eaten up by an Emmy award winner so he frantically Tweeted to Drew and Marc that he was the true truther. Dehd.
Update at 3:22pm
So it appears that Non-Truther Mills is the son of former Dick Purtan personality Dana Mills. And his sister works locally at 98.7-FM in promotions. What a small world. And that is not a shot at “Doc” Andrews.