Detroit Tigers Dong Baseball Card

NotSafeforWork

By Jeff Moss
DetroitSportsRag@GMail.com
September 1, 2014

Look, I think the hacking of Justin Verlander, Jennifer Lawrence and other celebrities is disgusting. It’s a total violation of privacy and I don’t endorse the behavior at all.

In the last year, we have now been subjected to the release of images of the genitalia of 8% of the Tigers’ 40-man active roster.

But funny is funny, so I asked the DSR’s art director, Jonathan Thomas, to come up with a baseball card for all of the Tigers penis on display. I thought the retro Billy Ripken card would be a good template.

It’s obviously Not Safe For Work since it involves multiple cocks.

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I hate myself for posting this. In fairness to me though, I picked the JV dong shot that was less graphic and more artistic.