By Jeff Moss
DetroitSportsRag@GMail.com
June 25, 2014
Welp. Another “hot” female teacher has been charged with having sex with an underaged student and this time the case occurred locally.
Here are the sordid details from WXYZ-7’s website:
A former Bishop Foley high School teacher has been charged with having a sexual relationship with a 15-year-old student.
Twenty-nine-year-old Kathryn Ronk has been charged with five counts of First Degree Criminal Sexual Conduct.
Police say Ronk engaged in multiple acts of sexual penetration with a 15-year-old student while employed as a Spanish teacher at Bishop Foley. Officer say the encounters occurred in Ronk’s classroom at the school.
The DirtSpurt has done some investigating (read: cyberstalking) and we have discovered that Kathryn goes by Katy Ronk and has been married to Adam Ronk since March 12, 2011. Her maiden name was Turnley.
The DSR will never understand two things about these sorts of cases … whether the hot chick teach involved is Lindsay Massaro or Carrie McCandless…
1) What is wrong with these attractive girls that they have to have sexual relations with their STUDENTS when they could walk into any bar ANYWHERE on the planet and have their pick of fawning men? Hell, if they are into younger guys, these chicks can hang out at college campuses and look for the baby-faced freshmen.
2) Why do the boys tell ANYONE about this treasure trove they have discovered? Like, if I am a 15-year-old horny boy allegedly playing doctor with my cute Spanish teacher, the guys who captured Daniel Pearl couldn’t torture that information out of me because:
A) I wouldn’t want this saint who is giving me sexual pleasure to get in trouble with the law and ….
B) I wouldn’t want that party to stop.
I mean, we are talking about a 15-year-old kid. I was jerking off to the Sears catalog at that age (there was no Internet in 1987) and would have given up my left nut for my Spanish teacher to be giving me sex. Ok, maybe not MY Spanish teacher. She had a mustache. But ya get the point.
I know …. I know …. some of you will state that I am being insensitive; that statutory rape is statutory rape whether or not the older female is attractive or a HUGE pig, which is why I think the law should be changed.
In the future, if a teacher has sex with a student I believe she should get a “Get Out of Jail Free” card as long as the alleged offender’s mugshot gets over 50% on the website, “Hot or Not?”
Please call your local legislators and get on this.
By the way, Bishop Foley is a Catholic school. Ummmmmm ….
Anyway, I guess this article probably disqualifies me from potential jury duty, which is probably a good thing since I would have heavily advocated jury nullification anyhow.
Finally, I have accumulated pictures of Katy the Profesora de Español en Client so you don’t have to go creeping.
I think there is even a video of Katy and her husband dancing on a bar, which I snagged from Facebook. I would feel bad for Adam Ronk but social media evidence leads one to believe he is a Boston Celtics and Ohio State fan, so fuck him. That’s Mike Valenti fandom awfulness.
And here is that video. I think it is Katy, but I’m not sure about that. Nor am I sure why people are dancing to “Thriller” on St. Patrick’s Day ….