By Jeff Moss
DetroitSportsRag@GMail.com
October 23, 2015

Do you remember last year when the Detroit Lions called the Allen Park detectives on me? Of course you do because 72 hours don’t go by without me mentioning it. Since, ya know, it’s just about my crowning achievement in life.

Anyway, the pile of horse dung who contacted the cops over a PHOTO SHOP is a grotesque human being by the name of Chrissie Wywrot. She has since left her post as the team’s Director of Propaganda to run her own marketing firm.

Unfortunately, it would appear that her own entrepreneurial venture went down the tubes. I guess marketing for Tahir Whitehead and the owner of Lady Jane’s wasn’t paying the bills.

How do I know this? Because when Apprize PR failed, Wytwat went into another business. Here is the video to explain it all …

(I implore you to at least watch the first few minutes when she mentions her desperation in finding a new gig.)

YEP!!!!! A pyramid scheme multi-level marketing business with the audacity to not only have all of the annoying traits of either Amway or Medifast but also the gall to hock a product labeled as “ANTI-AGING”!!!!!

Excuse me for a moment.

HHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAAA.

Wait for it ….

HAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAAAAA.

I shit you not, here is a promotional photo ripped right off Wywrot’s Facebook page:

Anti-aging? Are you freaking kidding me? What, she couldn’t find a product to either grow her husband’s hair back or engorge his cock?

Oh, did I mention that her husband, Tom Wywrot, is the Sports Information Director for U of M men’s hoops? Look at that baby. Someone put a caption bubble over his head saying, “I can’t believe my mom called the cops on Joff Mess for making a casket joke about William Clay Ford, Sr.!!!!!”

This is so good on so many levels. This human paraquat is not only annoying ALL of her friends with this get-rich-quick pyramid business through social media, she is also hocking an ANTI-AGING cream.

Wow. It sure takes a lot of effort to find a snake oil product more obscene than the Detroit Lions — 1 playoff win in 58 seasons — but let’s hand it to “The Twat” ….

SHE DID IT!!!!!!!

This shit stain called the Allen Park police on me? Maybe I should phone the F.D.A. on her.