By Justin Spiro
Spirojus@gmail.com
October 21, 2014

Before a recent nasty public breakup, I was good friends with DSR Legend Choco Shake Blizzard Man With Sprinkles (@giantshakeman). During a wonderful date together at Lafayette Coney Island in Detroit, I snapped this photo of the sweaty faced (Petro TM) Ryan Ermanni, which adorned the walls of the famous coney joint.

For those with crappy eyesight, the text reads:

“Thanks Lafayette! The only place to get a coney dog in the world!”

Blizzard Man and I got a chuckle out of the fact RYAN ERMANNI had somehow earned a spot on the wall of the famous Lafayette’s. The (allegedly) racist, homophobic Ermanni shared wall space with actual celebrities like Chris Chelios, Miguel Cabrera, and the Orange Hat Guy from Joe Louis Arena.

Blizz Dude thought the inclusion of Ermanni on this wall was offensive to the others who had been given this great honor. I agreed wholly with his point. The triumph of induction into the Lafayette Wall of Fame was diminished by Ermanni’s presence. We finished our coney dogs and left the establishment with disgust, our day ruined by Ryan Ermanni’s face.

I thought I had left that traumatic experience behind me. Unfortunately, Ryan Ermanni and his face can always be counted on to make things worse. I present to you the following photo of Ermanni.

I have just presented to you PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE of Ryan Ermanni at American Coney Island in “The D Las Vegas”.

What a snake. The guy wrote on his Wall of Fame plaque that Lafayette was the “only place to get a coney dog in the world”. And he goes and does this?

Not only is Ermanni clearly betraying Lafayette Coney Island by eating a coney dog elsewhere, he is also DEMANDING a spot on the wall of their biggest rival. It’s only a matter of time before Ryan Ermanni’s face gets to Kerby’s and Leo’s too. Pretty soon, no one will be able to eat a coney dog without Ryan Ermanni’s face looking on.

At least we still have Olga’s.