By Jeff Moss
DetroitSportsRag@GMail.com
October 1, 2014
From time to time it would be nice to just post some random nonsense on the DSR as opposed to 2,000 word diatribes railing against Brad Ausmus or Martin Mayhew or Ken Holland.
Today we are debuting a new feature we like to call “Some Random DSR Chazerai.” If you aren’t familiar with the word “Chazerai,” it is Italian for garbage or trash.
And, away we go …….
Ryan Ermanni Gets Bombed By A DSR Reader
Yesterday, homophobe and defender of disgustingly racist friends on Facebook, Ryan Ermanni of Fox-2 was up in Ann Arbor covering the “Fire David Brandon Rally” at U of M.
During the live remote a DetroitSportsRag fan spotted him and decided to disrupt his broadcast in true Joey Boots fashion.
Unfortunately, Ermanni was talking over an overhead shot so you didn’t get to see the DSR loyalist bomb “Owning” Ermanni, but if you listen really closely you will hear Mihir Bhatnagar yell “Jeff Moss”, “DetroitSportsRag” and “Fafafooey.”
The last reset is something in code at the end that’s indicative of the mentioning of the name of a certain radio talk show host.
Anyway, here is the video!!!!
Oh well, next time we will try to get better sound. The DirtSpurt has an ongoing audio problem.
It doesn’t seem Ermanni was too thrilled with our prank.
Melissa Moss Meets Lindsey Hayes
Mihir’s run-in with Ermanni wasn’t the only DSR interaction with a Fox employee yesterday.
My wife, Melissa, bumped into Fox Sports Detroit anchor (and my Detroit sports media crush) Lindsey Hayes at the Kona Grill in Troy last night.
After two glasses of wine and severe iMessage harassment from me at home, Melissa went up to Hayes and told the tall blonde that her husband was a big fan and asked if she could take a “thumbs-up” picture with her. Melissa didn’t tell Lindsey who she was married to though. SMART GIRL!!!!!
So here is the pic:
Well, at least I got the photo. There was no progress on my other request.
Yeah. No response to the ménage-à-trois. Just a picture of my beagle who turned 13 yesterday. Happy Birthday Chili!!!!
Oh and there was no Bar Mitzvah for Chill Dog because I wouldn’t make any child of mine suffer through Hebrew School and private Torah lessons.
And he is a canine.
Never Forget: Rich Eisen is a Creep
I thought this would be a good time to post a Twitter exchange between DSR co-founder Gregg Schultz and noted piece-of-shit U of M elitist Rich Eisen from back in 2011 over currently embattled Wolverines head coach Brady Hoke.
You see, Gregg loved Rich Rodriguez and Eisen hated him because, ya know, Eisen is a douche bag U of M snob. So, when Hoke had success in his first season in Ann Arbor (with RichRod’s players) the NFL Network anchor was obnoxious about it.
That led to the following two Twat exchanges …..
@gtserg9191 oh, OK! Sure: defense got 18th takeaway, one fewer than all last year. We’re so much better w Hoke it’s not funny. Be angrier!
— Rich Eisen (@richeisen) October 15, 2011
@gtserg9191 you’re not going to bait me. Congrats to Michigan State!
— Rich Eisen (@richeisen) October 15, 2011
Fuck that asshole. Anyway, that led to this exchange a couple of weeks ago:
@DmikeoUnchained @gtserg9191 I’ve blocked less than 10 people in almost 5 years. Apologize? You jest. — Rich Eisen (@richeisen) September 17, 2014
Well, it’s good to know that Eisen has only blocked ten followers in five years. And that 20% of this EXCLUSIVE group consists of the founder and co-founder of this websight™ (Terry Foster).
And now for your entertainment, here is a story about Rich Eisen getting busted by his wife for flirting with news anchor Alycia Lane.
And Finally ……..
Not to diss Doug Fister, but anyone who watched him in 2013 saw apart from his rising WHIP that he wasn’t the same pitcher. Not as lethal.
— Lynn G. Henning (@Lynn_Henning) December 3, 2013