By Jeff Moss
DetroitSportsRag@GMail.com
February 15, 2014
I woke up on Saturday morning relieved that the DSR’s Worst Detroit Sports Media Tournament was finally over and I was hoping to get a couple days off from this website.
The people had spoken and Terry Foster was a decisive and worthy champion. Now, for some relaxation and gambling on four-legged animals.
But it appears that Foster desired a victory lap. A spiking of the ball in the end zone, if you will. If there wasn’t already a preponderance of evidence demonstrating that Foster was the worst in town, it’s almost as if “The Truth” wanted to rub our noses in it.
How else can you explain his blog from earlier this morning?
Actually, hold that thought for a moment. WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS DOLT HAVE A BLOG?!!?!? He has a JOB as a writer for a NEWSPAPER. And he works for a radio station that encourages their on-air staff to post crap on THEIR WEBSITE.
And he needs a blog on top of that? It would be like Bobby Flay opening a bed-and-breakfast … in his mansion. What the hell is the point?
So what does he use this superfluous blog for? To write inane shit like today where he actually broke down the Mt. Rushmore of Detroit Sports Teams.
Yes. The MOUNT RUSHMORE OF DETROIT SPORTS TEAMS. The oldest god damn bit in the book. This awful topic has become shorthand for awful radio hosts mailing in their program because they are so freaking lazy. And yet Foster thought it was a brilliant blog idea.
I am worried that Foster will be alerted to the ridiculous errors by my taunting minions so I took some screen-grabs to save his utter stupidity for posterity. Here they are ….
Let’s start with a factual error ……
Ben Wallace: The Pistons won titles based on his defense and leadership.
The Pistons won “titles” with Ben Wallace. Titles. Yep, who could forget that imposing frontline the 89-90 Pistons had with Big Ben, Bill Laimbeer and James “Buddha” Edwards. They won TITLES with Ben Wallace. This guy is a sports columnist and ostensibly co-hosts a “sports radio” program. He thinks that Ben Wallace won TITLES in Detroit.
And I really hate going down the rabbit hole of arguing the Mt. Rushmore of the Detroit Lions but this jackass thinks Jason Hanson is one of the four best players in the team’s history?!?!!??
A kicker????? Ahead of HALL OF FAMERS like Lem Barney, Joe Schmidt, Dick “Night Train” Lane, Doak Walker and Charlie Sanders??!!??!??!?!?!?
How much time did T-Fos spend on this blog? 90 seconds?
Well, the answer is probably yes after you mull over this quote …..
Hank Greenberg: Won two MVP awards, five time all star and was one of the best second basemen in history.
One of the best SECOND BASEMAN in history?!?!?! Second baseman? Hey, shithead, you’ve got Greenberg confused with Charlie Gehringer.
Can you imagine? A guy who makes a living writing and talking about sports believes Hank Greenberg played second base. I can’t wait for 40 years from now when Little B is writing a blog recounting Miguel Cabrera’s glory days in centerfield.
What a total buffoon. How are his co-workers not embarrassed by his work?
Oh wait … they are. I had one tell me that they were voting for him in the DSR’s Tournament.
Thanks for confirming what we already knew, Terry. You’re the worst of an awful bunch. I look forward to a trophy presentation in the near future.