By DSR Staff
DetroitSportsRag@GMail.com
January 10, 2014

David Arquette has had many problems with alcohol abuse during his life.

He’s admitted to drinking his first beer at the age of four.

At one point, his friends and family had to stage an intervention to save him from the bottle.

He lost THIS because he couldn’t keep his shit together:

In the greatest indignity a male human being can suffer, Arquette had to appear on TV with Oprah Winfrey to explain how alcohol nearly wrecked his life and career.

He has called Howard Stern’s radio show many times over the years in an inebriated state.

But ALL of that pales in comparison to a clip TMZ posted this afternoon of the Scream star and Lions punter Sam Martin.

Now, we have ZERO CLUE how Arquette hooked up with a Georgia-born football player who attended Appalachian State,but the pair two were out in Los Angeles last night.

Anyway, in the clearest indication that Arquette needs to be immediately whisked away to a rehab facility, the actor offered to bet a TMZ cameraman EVEN MONEY that the Detroit Lions would win the Super Bowl next year.

Now, 500 bucks might not seem like a lot to a guy who received a large financial settlement from one of the stars of Friends, but $500 is still $500.

Arquette offered this insane wager even though the Lions are currently without a head coach. Even though they are one of the few franchises that has NEVER even sniffed a Super Bowl appearance. And even though they’d have to win at least THREE playoffs games in one run when they have only won ONE postseason affair in the last 56 years!!!!!

Also, Arquette kind of thought that Martin was a placekicker and not a punter.

Can someone please get David some antabuse and an immediate ride to Betty Ford? And please, keep Coco away from this lunatic.