By Jeff Moss
DetroitSportsRag@Gmail.com
January 8, 2014
Terry Foster isn’t a very bright guy. And when he has no one to edit his work or to advise him on what is and is not appropriate to say on a social media platform, well … you get what occurred on Tuesday morning.
It all started innocently enough, with Foster Tweeting out a link to his blog in which he declared his love for his new smoker. How the guy has the nerve to write an article about his personal smoker when he still hasn’t posted about his restaurant failure in Fraser is beyond me, but whatever.
Of course, this dolt Tweeting about his new smoker was sure to get a response from one of my minions; they didn’t disappoint.
Terry Foster blog: I love my new smoker: http://t.co/8kQXVkNK1g
— Terry Foster (@TerryFoster971) January 7, 2014
@TerryFoster971 How is it possible that you have a smoker but your idly silent restaurant that has smokehouse in the name doesn’t have one?
— Kyle Clifford (@KyleJClifford) January 7, 2014
And there it was. Foster eventually responds to this Tweet, but we will get to that later. But the interesting Foster blowup occurred with another Twitter user, some goof called “slickisnick.” I tried to post this person’s Tweets as well, but it seems that Foster got his or her account suspended.
Anyway, you can read Foster’s Tweets to this account.
@slickisnick and how did you get your job? Was it because of mom or dad?
— Terry Foster (@TerryFoster971) January 7, 2014
@slickisnick The smoke house is moving. I got two and a half jobs supporting a famil. Life is good. stick to your own business
— Terry Foster (@TerryFoster971) January 7, 2014
@slickisnick two jobs cause I work my ass off. you don’t even know half of what I do. I get tired of closet bigots like you who say the same
— Terry Foster (@TerryFoster971) January 7, 2014
@slickisnick every black man has been told the same by bigots like you. the only ones that don’t hear it are those that don’t have jobs
— Terry Foster (@TerryFoster971) January 7, 2014
@slickisnick You are an uncle Tom then. You are not really black cause if you were you’d know better. you know what blacks are up against
— Terry Foster (@TerryFoster971) January 7, 2014
@slickisnick what you are is Clarence Thomas. if you are indeed black. you are a phony bastard and should be ashamed of yourself
— Terry Foster (@TerryFoster971) January 7, 2014
@slickisnick you played the race card first dumb ass. You are a fake
— Terry Foster (@TerryFoster971) January 7, 2014
@slickisnick @KyleJClifford Hey Clarence. You played the card that every angry white guy does. You are a disgrace
— Terry Foster (@TerryFoster971) January 7, 2014
@KyleJClifford I will give you full information down the road. We are not closed. We are moving. And despite what you read it hada smoker
— Terry Foster (@TerryFoster971) January 7, 2014
We are not closed. Oh, really?????? If the Smokehouse isn’t closed, why has the place been shuttered since October 27th. And someone had better correct Yelp! Moving? Oh, ok. Right, because a lot of restaurants go out of business in less than six months and then move. Maybe the new location will be inside Foster’s house. At least we know they have an actual smoker on-site.
@slickisnick Some of the worst bigots in the world are black dudes with white women. You should know that. If indeed you are black — Terry Foster (@TerryFoster971) January 7, 2014
Uh oh. Seems like Idiot Foster is going down the Rob Parker Career Suicide Highway …..
@slickisnick See, you parade your white woman around like you got something. It is your source of pride like you made it in the world — Terry Foster (@TerryFoster971) January 7, 2014
@slickisnick Of course you love your white woman. That is all you got in life. This is your self hatred coming out. You need help — Terry Foster (@TerryFoster971) January 7, 2014
Foster is seriously bagging on an African-American for marrying a white woman. So, was Foster a self-hating black guy when he married Michelle Kaufman? Did Foster need “help” when he married a white chick? Is this guy insane? Why is he Tweeting this lunacy?
@slickisnick I live in the suburbs. The majority of my street is black people. Opps. You messed up again. Get your facts straight — Terry Foster (@TerryFoster971) January 7, 2014
Remember that Britney Spears song, “Opps, I Did It Again”?
@slickisnick You are not a brother. you are a fake. I got to go though. You know how it is. Affirmative action is calling.
— Terry Foster (@TerryFoster971) January 7, 2014
Rats. We were just minutes from Foster calling @slickisnick a “Cornbread Brutha” and ending his career, but he realized that someone was just fucking with him.
Oh well, there’s always tomorrow.