By Jeff Moss
DetroitSportsRag@GMail.com
August 22, 2013

I am totally sick of writing articles focused on Terry Foster.  I really want to take a hiatus from discussing the idiocy of the 97.1 abomination and Detroit News illiterate.

And I was trying so hard to stay away from posting anything “Fraudster” related in the last couple of days.  I mean, on Tuesday, the ignoramus penned an article for the Detroit News AND a blog post for CBS Radio in which he totally contradicted himself and I had to exercise great restraint to not rush to my laptop and expose the stupidity.

In the News article, Foster wrote that Calvin Johnson, not Miguel Cabrera was the Most Valuable Player in Detroit.  In his garbage blog on 97.1, the big dummy “composed” a list of the Top Ten Detroit Athletes of All-Time.  In that post, he ranked Calvin #9 and Miggy #6.  Calvin is more valuable, but Cabrera is better.   You can’t make this shit up.  I’d love to see this guy have to testify in a civil trial one day; it would take about 15 seconds for him to impeach himself.

As [mentally-challenged] as those contradictory articles were, I refrained from writing an article about it because I am suffering from Terry Foster Fatigue.  I am guessing you are as well.

But this ……. this shit I am about to share with you is just too fucking good to hold back.

So ….. about ten days ago, some goofball on the Intranets decided to create a Facebook page called the “Detroitsportsrag Protest.”  This “group’s” goal was to eradicate the DSR from the face of the Earth.

The following was this movement’s mission statement:

Band? They were trying get us band on the run? The spelling was so bad on this particular Facebook creation that I had narrowed the suspects down to Foster, Mike Valenti and Sal Governale.

Anyway, I didn’t pay this “banned” of free-speech suppressors much mind at all —  not when they attempted to spam my website with messages of resistance, nor when the person affiliated with this mission constantly sucked up to Foster on “Bonechip’s” own Facebook page.

I thought it was kind of funny, and actually hoped it was legitimate, even though I knew it probably was just a prank.  My suspicion was it was as a fan of the DSR looking for some attention from Poppa Myst.

And, of course, I was correct.  The DSR Protest was created by one of my readers, a real nut job who goes by the name Matt Pierson.  Let me tell ya, if I ever get Rebecca Schaeffer’d, this kook will be the one who does it.

Yes, that’s HIM.  Pierson has stalked the DirtSpurt for over a year now.  Attempting to get hired as an intern.  Calling every DSR Podcast we have ever broadcast.  Making arrangements to meet the DSR group and flaking out.   The guy is a five-tool wackadoodle.

We discovered “DSR Protest” was actually Pierson on Wednesday morning when “The Shining” could no longer refrain from telling the DSR Elite about his ongoing prank on Foster.  As I mentioned earlier, Pierson had been planning out this not-so-elaborate gag for a week now.

Agreeing with everything that Foster was Tweeting about.  Kissing up to him by calling DSR correspondents mean and evil people.  Telling Foster to ignore any blasts about the Smokehouse.  It was like the Spanish Prisoner, except everyone was in on the con except dolt Foster.    Like, “The Truth” was the only one in the world who didn’t know this was some sort of charade.

And on Wednesday morning, Foster finally took the bait when he sent @DSRProtest an UNSOLICITED Direct Message on Twitter.  Yep, Foster actually engaged in a “private” conversation with someone who had posted this on their page:

I have had multiple people ask if this is a fake account. Hateful messages are not going to stop us from promoting piece and equity in our Detroit fan-base. We are promoting the effectiveness of Fox Sports while encouraging fans to avoid the unauthorized group in the DSR. Please do not friend request or comment on status posts unless you are seriously interested in our work.

Of course, Foster didn’t realize “DSR Protest” had  spelled “peace” incorrectly, so this was not a red flag at all to him.  Incredible.

Without further adieu, I give you the amazing Direct Message Twitter conversation between my nutty follower and Foster.  Once again, keep in mind the 97.1 host STARTED this even though he had ZERO CLUE who the person was on the other end …..

For the one zillionth time, Foster plays the “he rips the media because Moss desires a radio job and can’t get one”card.  Even though I have a very good job where I am my own boss and make a comfortable living, this dolt thinks I would throw it all away to be in an industry where even the BEST MAN at your wedding attempts to steal your job.

I am sure that in Terry Foster’s convoluted and simple world, he believes that Peter Travers and Richard Roeper only rip Adam Sandler movies because they want to be in pictures — not because they are putrid.

And then this giant dolt compares me to Adolf FUCKING Hitler.  Because, do you remember the time I forced Dennis Fithian, Scott Anderson and Matt Shepard into slave labor camps and then sent them to the showers which were really gas chambers?

Remember when I cooked Rob Parker in an oven?

Or when I attempted experimental brain surgery on Bill McAllister and Ryan Ermanni without anesthesia?

Or when I declared war on Great Britain?

I mean, this bottom feeder had the unmitigated audacity to compare a JEW to Adolf Hitler because I say mean things about the Detroit sports media, athletes and management.

A “Hitler-like character,” he says ……

I mean ……..

This might be a good time to post the following Foster Tweet  from Tuesday, in which he tells a follower that I am meaningless and  that I don’t bother him at all.

@shadyrockdtown if a tree falls in the forest

— Terry Foster (@TerryFoster971) August 20, 2013

Yes, I love 105.1 so much that after they went live and local, I re-posted a story about their midday host (Ryan Ermanni) in which I detailed what an awful human being he was.

And Terry, the next time you tell anyone that I yelled a racial slur out at a 97.1 event, you will be hearing from my attorney.   It’s defamation.  It’s slander.  It isn’t true, and I have witnesses.   I dare you to fucking say that again.  In any forum you wish.

Also, I didn’t scream out “‘Trayvon Martin” at Grand Circus Park on Opening Day in 2012 when your goons physically manhandled me and tried to get me ARRESTED.

When the two CBS Radio security thugs got in my face, I asked them if they were going to “Trayvon Martin” me since THEY were the wannabe cops and I was just a non-violent protestor in a PUBLIC PARK.

Of course, since Foster only views things in black-and-white, he can’t comprehend that in this particular situation the African-Americans were the violent aggressors.

Yep, keep perpetuating the absolute lie that you didn’t campaign for Art’s job.  Hopefully, I will have some Podcast guests on next week who can illuminate™ (Opening Scene of “Phantom of the Opera”) on that subject for the DSR audience.

I mean, instead of telling all of this to a STRANGER with an avatar of RAFA NADAL, you fucking moron, why not do some SHOW PREP?

Can you imagine spending this much time discussing an “irrelevant” entity with someone you don’t know? That tree sure fell in the forest.  Right on Foster’s head.

This jackhole is a SPORTS columnist and a SPORTS host on a radio station and he didn’t recognize that the face of the DSR Protest was one of the best tennis players to ever live.

I wonder if he will get fooled again next week when Ivan Lendl creates a “KillTheDSR” Twitter handle.

Also, I don’t think Sharp or Parker got their jobs because of affirmative-action.    Sharp actually can write.  He is a TROLL, but he clearly is literate.  And I am guessing someone along the way was impressed that Parker attended Columbia University graduate school.

YOU CAN’T WRITE.  Go read one of your blogs that doesn’t go through an editor.  Or better yet, read one of your articles that is professionally-edited.

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!

You’re “aweful.”

Ya gotta believe me™ (Justin Spiro.)

Jews can’t call other Jews names.  Okay.  But Foster has no issue with Tony Scheffler calling Louis Delmas the N-Word because they are “boyz.”

This shithead is a walking, talking contradiction.  Although not at the same time, as this fool can’t do two things at once.

Foster thinks that I am attempting to get hired by a radio station because I run this website.

This is how I have gone about trying to get on the radio over the last ten years.

I used to call WDFN program director Rona Danziger “Nero” because she twiddled her thumbs while AM1130 burned.

I am pretty sure my attacks on 97.1 are well-documented, which resulted in  them trying to have me arrested.

105.1? Well, I doubt posting a story about Ryan Ermanni’s gambling history or throwing Matt Dery under the Tom Kowalski bus was a great way to procure a gig at the new sports station.

Who does Terry Foster think my PR guru is, TED!?!?!!?!??!!

A) My dad didn’t get me my job; my grandfather did.

B) “you are a threat now.  they are going to go after you but you have to do the same with him.  nuclear weapons”

Now, Foster is giving advice to this FAN of mine on how to attack me.  But I am inconsequential in his life.  I mean, are these messages EVER going to stop?

Nuclear weapons? Look, if we learned anything from World War II, it’s this: If you are going to defeat Adolf Hitler, you are going to need nuclear weapons.

C) I have a lot of time on my hands? This crackpot thinks I can’t possibly have a full-time job and work on the DSR? This same moron who has two kids, supposedly owns a restaurant, has a radio show, writes for the News AND has a blog!!!!!

But he is dubious of my employment.  You can’t make this shit up.

D)  “if a tree falls in the forest”

Hahahhahhahahahahahaahaa.

Yep.  I found out who “DSR Protest” was — when he told me that he was CATFISH’ing your stupid ass.

Also, aweful? Are you effing kidding me?  This guy is a journalist, and he spells awful with an E!!!! Or maybe, he is just full of awe.

Why is this man telling a STRANGER about his involvement in a restaurant?   This conversation started in the morning, continued into midday and Foster was still responding to Captain Janks during his FUCKING RADIO SHOW!!!!

Foster was so desperate to align himself with ANYONE who disliked me that he felt the need to defend his participation in a lousy restaurant.

Part of me would have loved for this to go on for a few more days because I am guessing “DSR Protest” could have tricked Foster into giving up his ATM password.

Although, we are talking about Terry Foster.  Even after I post this article, he probably will still think “DSR Protest” is legit.

This fool goes around telling people he doesn’t care about me, that I have a small audience and that nobody knows me.

Yet, he spends hours talking to a fake protest account and Re-Tweets the movement hoping to “nuke” me.

In other words, just another day in the life and times of Terrence Reginald Foster.