“Some suggested, including The Ticket’s own Ryan Wooley, that the (Saints) players involved (in Bountygate) should all be suspended for life. I still think that is too harsh, but I think they should be thrown in jail.”

Eric Thomas, WXYT-FM, 97.1 “The Ticket”

Do I even need to do a write-up of this monumentally idiotic quote?

This graveyard shift employee at 97.1 is actually so offing DUMB that he believes getting thrown in jail is less harsh than getting banned for life from the NFL?

Not being able to play football.  Worse.  Than.  PRISON.  For a year.

I guess Eric Thomas has never watched “Tossed Salad Man” or Chris Rock’s “Bring the Pain” concert.