By Jeff Moss
DetroitSportsRag@gmail.com
June 19, 2013
Earlier this afternoon the DSR received an email from someone purporting to be “Keyser Soze.” In that email, I received a link to a website chock-full of photographs of Mike and Melissa Valenti’s dog, Leonidas.
Now, I wanted to present to you a photo collage of the pictures of Valenti’s pooch, but the websight™ (Terry Foster) wouldn’t let us save the pics.
So, unfortunately we can only give you the link to Melissa Valenti’s Puppystream page.
I apologize in advance to Leonidas Valenti. It is bad enough that your mom emasculates you in such a manner by taking photos of you as a cleaning lady, stripper, brainiac and ninja fighter. But you are just collateral damage in the DSR’s ongoing war with your father and his employer.
Don’t you worry, Little Leo, I have a call into Beth Ostrosky-Stern at the North Shore Animal League and if anyone can save you from future degradation, it is the King of All Media’s model wife.
Like, I can only imagine the costumes that Melissa forces Mike to wear at night.
I mean, if my wife dressed up Chili in ONE of these outfits, we wouldn’t be headed to divorce court. I’d be a nightly topic on Nancy Grace’s HLN show.
Anyway, without further adieu, here is the link: