By Jeff Moss
December 9, 2014
The DetroitSportsRag can now bring to you exclusive photographs of the interior of Terry Foster’s new Mexican restaurant in Chesterfield Township.
Here are some pictures of the inside of Mariachi Cantina incorporated into the greatest Facebook post ever.
Ummmmmm, could this place be any more stereotypical?
Chief Wahoo is appalled at this imagery. Hell, I am pretty sure Daniel Snyder is trying to petition Foster and his partners to change this racist decor. “Keep out please!” I mean, if the Smokehouse was any barometer, that shouldn’t be an issue with Chuck E. Queso™ (Deano Nicolaides).
@JeffMossDSR guy thinks Cam Newton calling Suh “Donkey Kong” is racist. Doesn’t think THAT is. What a terrible guy
— Mike O (@DmikeoUnchained) December 9, 2014
Yep, the accredited five-tool imbecile has no issue with this incredibly politically incorrect image splashed across the wall of “his” restaurant, but he went off on Cam Newton for calling Ndamukong Suh, “Donkey Kong.”
And how about the grammar from the manager of this doomed establishment? I haven’t seen the English language butchered this badly in written form since Mike Valenti applied for a job at this website.
By the way, can someone explain to me what Foster’s actual interest in this joint is? He went out of his way to advise his fans that he didn’t put any of his OWN money into Foster’s Smokehouse and that he was just lending his name to that abortion of a product.
Well, this place doesn’t even have his freaking name on it!
I am too lazy to write anything else about African-American Matt Prentice’s latest boondoggle so I will let the members of the DSR’s Facebook page take over.
Yes, we will be contacting the management of Mariachi’s Cantina to see if they are interested in the DetroitSportsRag sponsoring their televisions. Whatever the fuck THAT means.
Special thanks to Justin Spiro for unearthing this video of Terry Foster giving a tour of his newest food service venture: